I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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