have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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