help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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