It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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