I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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