you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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