Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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