If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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