see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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