You're completely useless in the revolution.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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