i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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