Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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