The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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