He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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