dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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