You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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I need you to use more vowels.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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