I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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