I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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