he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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