wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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