the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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