Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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