I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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