8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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