How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You're earring is so big in my mouth
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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