it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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