Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Christians are straight up FREAKS

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(650): View more from California

Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(423): View more from Tennessee

i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.

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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.

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(540): View more from Virginia

The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.

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So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...

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(315): View more from New York

He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess

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