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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing

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  Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.

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  You were.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.

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  Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.

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  That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.

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• (951): View more from California

  The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash

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