it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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