I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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