ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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