I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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