if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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