just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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