his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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