No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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