So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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