these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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