Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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