i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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