So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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