i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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