So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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