Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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