do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I want to be your penis for a week.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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