what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
