Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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