3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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