there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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