I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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