So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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