he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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