ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
honey bunches of taint.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
we're so committed to being not committed
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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