I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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