Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
