ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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