Me. At least after what I've been through.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Randomize
